omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem
and he was like
'people keep telling me they are having 'two sex'?'
'i ask them for something, and they say they will do it after two sex or to give them two sex? is this a common thing here?'
they mEAN ‘TWO SECS’ AS IN TWO SECONDS THE POOR BOY THOUGHT WE’RE ALL ONLY GONNA DO STUFF FOR HIM AFTER HAVING SEX TWICE B L E S S
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
remember when the rock was on hannah montana
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
When I write one really good line
^ THAT IS THE MOST ACCURATE GIF
And it’s almost always the line you can’t fit into the next draft.